Best jokes ever?
A very shy lad goes to into a bar and sees a beautiful lass sitting at the bar. After an hour of plucking up his courage (2 and 1/2 pints & 2 tequila shots) he finally goes over to her and asks, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She answers by shouting, at the top of her voice, "No, I won't be sleeping with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is staring at them. The lad is mortifiably embarrassed, he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry for before, but I'm a uni student doing a psychology course. My thesis is on how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his voice, "What do you mean £200." Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry . . . we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry... we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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1 :
lol :)
2 :
not very good conan posts the best on here
3 :
wrong category
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I needed a good laugh, thanks! One Star for you!
5 :
and you woke me up for that??? Pass me the remote please.... LOL
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A man has been sitting in a bar for hours upon hours just nailing back the beers...he staggers up to the bar and asks in a shaky voice "wheres the bathroom" "Right thru those doors" replies the bar tender about 10 mins later The bar is startled by a loud scream coming from the bathroom.. this obviously concerns the bar tender ... but decides to let it pass this time only a few short seconds later a second scream is heard through out the bar.. NOW the bar tender leaps over the bar with his bat in hand to investigate what is going on in the bathroom. The bar tender bursts into the bathroom where he finds the drunk man and asks .. " Why are you screaming?" The man replies "well every time I try to flush the toilet something jumps up and bites my balls." "YOU IDIOT" says the bar tender .. "your sitting on the mop bucket!!!" Bahhh hahhahah hhhahha .. MY fave joke!!
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it's good.lol.{:Despecially the engines one but you've posted in the wrong category:(.be careful,if you keep posting in the wrong category,according to the guidelines,you can be BANNED from Y!A...:)
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your first joke, hahaha! Spethanie's joke was b etter than your 2nd one.
9 :
lmao very good
Title : Best jokes ever
Description : Best jokes ever? A very shy lad goes to into a bar and sees a beautiful lass sitting at the bar. After an hour of plucking up his courage ...